Men Are Just The Happier Of The Two Species

NICKNAMES
• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Sh|t for Brains.

EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it’s only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Multitasking Gone Wrong!!

While many of my friends would agree that Facebook is shit. A online survey has revealed that 27% of respondents have admitted to using Facebook on a mobile device while in the bathroom.


That's right...27% or 1 in for 4 people who are updating their status while the relieve themselves. What is wrong with people these days?

Chinese Proverb

Confucius say,

“If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search

you are obviously in the...

Stop, Thief!

The only thing I hate more than spam is plagiarism.

This past week I have noticed more and more with an alarming increase, the number of tweets that have been plagerised. I am disgusted by the blatant arrogance of followers who think they have the right to merely copy and paste other people's tweets and pass them off as their own shit.

Is twitter dead?

Or at least the twitter I joined when the idea was fresh and we didn't have a clue about social marketing. Remember when it was a quick way to update friends and find out what they were up to, like facebook without all the shit apps that came with it. There were times I could spend hours with messages flying back and forth, these days I struggle to get anyone to respond to a question or even comment on a fellow tweet. With the emergence of twitter apps like tweetdeck, ubersocial etc. everyone is busy twittering what they are doing without ever checking the timeline to see that perhaps someone cares enough about their tweets to respond.

Dear Leanne

Dear Leanne,

I know it's been some years since we last spoke, and you probably have assumed that I have gotten over it by now, but I need some closure.

Everybody knows his bright red van

This is one thing I love about the postal/courier companies.

If you post an item, you pay the postage, I do get that. But, if you want a guarantee that they won’t lose it or you know accidentally break it