23 February 2011

Dear...Sexy169

Dear person with “hottie” or “sexy” in your email or Twitter/Facebook username.

I just like totally love your choice of username. However I feel I should let you know about a little-known word that you should take note of:

22 February 2011

From Here To Eternity

Hi, I think we know each other well enough to introduce myself, considering I have been standing back here with my basket for around 20 minutes now.

No? Ok….sorry, I’m taking away from your time of arguing with the poor sod at the till…it doesn’t matter; I’m enjoying reading all the headlines of the newspapers anyway. After all who knew Gavin Henson was the love child of Morph and Fabio. That information will serve me well next time I’m playing poker with the guys.