I just like totally love your choice of username. However I feel I should let you know about a little-known word that you should take note of:
Humble –adjective. not proud or arrogant; modest: to be humble although successful
In the past I might have agreed with you on the topic of how hot you are, however I am now inclined not to believe you. It is not that your looks have changed, even though the abstract angles of your photos you have taken in your bathroom mirror could suggest that they have (speaking of which when posing semi-nude in the bathroom with the camera above you become the norm?); it is simply down to utilitarian practicality.
You see, the problem is that you think you’re hot enough for the both of us. So it's kind of redundant to support your attractiveness and it would be more efficient and rewarding to use that support and effort for somebody else, somebody who, you know, perhaps doesn’t have pictures of themselves in their own purse/wallet.
So by providing my mental votes to somebody who lacks your staggering self-esteem, I may in fact help them to reach the levels of megalomania that you seem to enjoy.
Please try not to take offence at my eye-rolling at your choice of username; I am simply just re-assigning my priorities to adapt to the increased levels of ego in the room since you enter. Think of it as a little progress bar (you know, that little bar that appears when you’re uploading your countless photos) and once my eyes have reaches the full extent of the roll, the re-assigning process has completed.
Of course if you wish in the future for any reason to regain the respect you may once have had and my support of your attractiveness, may I suggest some alternative usernames for you to use:
modestyrocks154
havemyprioritiesinorder215
nottryingtosellmyselflikeausedcar123
Much Love,
DafJones13
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