Dear Leanne

Dear Leanne,

I know it's been some years since we last spoke, and you probably have assumed that I have gotten over it by now, but I need some closure.

Everybody knows his bright red van

This is one thing I love about the postal/courier companies.

If you post an item, you pay the postage, I do get that. But, if you want a guarantee that they won’t lose it or you know accidentally break it

Dear...Sexy169

Dear person with “hottie” or “sexy” in your email or Twitter/Facebook username.

I just like totally love your choice of username. However I feel I should let you know about a little-known word that you should take note of:

From Here To Eternity

Hi, I think we know each other well enough to introduce myself, considering I have been standing back here with my basket for around 20 minutes now.

No? Ok….sorry, I’m taking away from your time of arguing with the poor sod at the till…it doesn’t matter; I’m enjoying reading all the headlines of the newspapers anyway. After all who knew Gavin Henson was the love child of Morph and Fabio. That information will serve me well next time I’m playing poker with the guys.